| 1 - You go more to conferences, lectures, trainings, seminars, meetings etc, than to real parties. 2 - Listen to the music that your friends never heard of. 3 - You know how to dance that music. 4 - At college, when you have to do group work, you insist to open postulation to the OC. 5 - You call your mom and dad stakeholders. 6 - You speak more English than your mother language. 7 - You never give opinions, but offer inputs. 8 - You don't accept gifts because they "don't follow branding guidelines". 9 - When you first think in the Holy Trinity, you think of @XP, Culture of Excellence and Branding. 10 - Your boyfriend or girlfriend is used to hear "ILY" instead of "I Love You". 11 - All your friends are tired of saying "no, I don't want to bring a trainee to my company". 12 - Before kissing someone, you first wonder how many points she/he is worth, not if you like her/him. 13 - You got a small lecture ready for any time when anyone asks "what is AIESEC?" 14 - You make a PowerPoint presentation to convince your dad to give you more money. 15 - Ask to your friends "feedbacks" on how your haircut looks like. 16 - Answer your home phone like that: "[your name], AIESEC, good morning" 17 - Call your parents saying "Hi, here is [your name] from AIESEC". 18 - When you have doubts in a school subject, you ask for the help of a mentor. 19 - In a wedding, you start to punch the table and shout "this is table number one, where is table number two?" 20 - Your MSN nickname is something like "John LCVP ER @PA BAZI People is cool - "I hate aiesec.net" 21 - 60% of your MSN friends have similar nicknames. 22 - Call "Alumnus" old school friends. 23 - Call old school friends gatherings as a "conference". 24 - Insist to make an output of that "conference" for a planning of the future gatherings. 25 - In a party, talking to someone is "show interest". Kissing is "matched". Having sex is "realized". Having sex again is "re-raised". 26 - If you decide to not go to class, it's a decision based on the credit policy. NEW 27 - You and your friends constantly make 'It's up to you' jokes. 28 - You're actually answering those 'Hey, I'm from AIESEC Jaipur and I need your MT and ET SN's' emails! 29 - You schedule your classes around AIESEC meetings. 30 - You divide your MSN contacts into AIESEC regional groups. 31 - You are interested in CSR. 32 - You schedule 'coffee talks' with your friends. 33 - You think Brodie (or any PAI) is a God. 34 - When you rent the movie "ET Come Home" and all you can think about is Educational Traineeships. 35 - When you're packing for a conference and have to choose from 9 possible AIESEC shirts from 5 different countries. 36 - You can survive on 1 hour sleeps at conferences but can't seem to do the same for your classes. 37 - When you change your electives to pick up another language, or international studies or relations. 38 - When you have a list of drinking games to play without even thinking hard. 39 - When you give a friend a lift to school and you end up talking about AIESEC recruitment. 40 - You know that it IS about the numbers. 41 - When you use an X and a Triangle to symbol exchange during notes taking in your classes. 42 - You wonder what Ernie's girlfriend's name is. 43 - When you learn about a new company and your mind is already imaging a trainee working inside. 44 - When you know and have more foreigners as friends than locals. 45 - When almost all your statements have words like 'Basically, fluffy. random, awesome, sustainable, socially responsible, active learner etc. 46 - When asked for your occupation, you say : LCP. 47 - When you waste time trying to think up a new item for the list of " You know you're doing too much @work when.." 48 - It's up to you to get the list longer. | 
